Cross country excuses

1.this morning I woke up and I was in France and somehow I could speak French .

2.I ran outside and it was raining and I slipped over a fish that was baiting in the rain.

3.I fell asleep and suddenly I was on the moon .

4. I as back on earth but I was a robot .

5.I had big monkey ears and I had turned into a elephant and I couldn't fit in the car.

By Eva