Why I will not do cross country by brier

My dad is going to space today and if I don't come with him , he said he'll blow up the solar system somehow , with his WoBblE NaTEr 3,00000 and he would also tighten everybody's undies FOREVER So that's why I think it is a VERY good idea that I don't do cross country today (or tomorrow) and PS don't go calling my mum  or my dad cos its not like I'm going to chartwell