Excuses for not doing cross country

I couldn't do cross country because our house blow up and the ambulance took my mum and my dad so I had to go to the hospital and pay fees.My legs wouldn't move because I crashed in to a car and the police took me to an other country so I had to come back.But the plain crashed but I survived and I went to Hong Kong but I couldn't speck Chinese so I felt sick so I had to go to the air Portland come back but the plain crashed in to my house and I had to buy a new house.