Cross Country excuses!

Well, my dad took my running shoes for his top secret experiment to cure baldness but........ When he was trying it out on our pet cat it hit him on the head and all his hair fell off so I had to help him glue

 it all on, then we got a call from a super agent astronaut asking if we wanted to go in to space dad said yes.

When we were up in space some space rocks crashed into us so some aliens took us aboard their ship and took me to school and by the time we were back cross country was over.

Emma,